Don’t talk about yourself.
Don’t discuss “lessons about life” that you have learned from your golf game.
Don’t talk about yourself.
Don’t preach 5,438 sermons during the funeral.
Don’t talk about yourself.
Don’t preach while you pray.
Don’t talk about yourself.
Don’t be long-winded.
Don’t talk about yourself.
Don’t try to be Jerry Seinfeld (or you can substitute the name of your favorite comedian).
